Mercs vs Minis

The story:
On the way to work, coming round kingstanding island, off at my exit, car in front slams on brakes for pedestrian crossing, i slam on mine, skid skid skid, CRASH. I paniced like a mother fucker, my main thought process was 'fuck, whats my dad gonna say'. Pulled over, swaped insurence details and proceeded to work, im on a money ting so i wasnt missin my shift for a little crash.

The damage:
Spotlights are fucked, they also got knocked back causing the grille to get fucked, bonet buckled, left indicator bulb went, one headlight and eyelash fell off n got mowed, further inspection has been made and realised the right wing is prety fucked and the crossbar for the bonet. All minor in comparison to what could have been and its still safe to drive.

Now i have to convince the owner of the merc not to go through the insurance, she only had a minor scratch on it so hopfully she wont.

Moral of the story:
Mercs have better brakes than Minis, and Mercs always win


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